sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

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psyducked:

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

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vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

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unpresentable:

I’m a lazy texter. I read a text and I forget to even reply. If I text you 24/7 then you must be freaking special

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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dilclo:

ding dong ur opinion is wrong

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shibasquad:

*finishes 3 hour long movie*

who am i

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